Happy Valentine’s Day. Also happy World Pangolin Day.
To celebrate the forced commoditization of love AND the most charismatic of endangered scaled mammals, here is a new game. The pangolin has mixed up and lost all their valentines! Only you can collect them and deliver them to the correct animal. Features some of the worst animal puns and innuendo I’ve ever thought of.
Play it with that special someone today. Or play it alone, because you don’t need anybody and are lovely and they don’t deserve you anyways.